Phil Lebovits

Political Satirist/Talking Mime

The RESISTANCE is on!

If, in some way, I can help the FBI as they handcuff the Orange Douchebag and frog-march him to jail, you can reach me on my private line.

Bye Bye Donnie!

As of September 15, 2017, Phil's 38 articles like "Devos Plans to Trim Alphabet" have totaled 4M views and shares.

Phil's 38 most recent articles:

FEB 13 2017
AND Magazine
The Left

Devos Plans to Trim Alphabet

The days of 'k' and 'y' could be over
"Devos went on to explain her reasoning. giving our kids so many letters to know slows down learning. i believe the hebrew alphabet has only 22 letters and look at how well those jews do!"

JAN 14 2017
AND Magazine
The Left

Trump's Inauguration Planner to Commit Suicide

With no A-list performers on the menu, things are looking bleak for Tom Barrack.
"Mr. Trump starts yelling at me at the top of his lungs, 'bring me Beyoncé! bring me Beyoncé!' he might as well have said, 'bring me Liberace' because neither one will be performing for him!"

NOV 01 2016
AND Magazine
The Left

the Comey-Over

Some things should remain hidden. Like Weiner's emails.
"So why the hurry to release this info days before the election?"

AUG 03 2016
AND Magazine
The Left

the Donald Folds

Better to be a quitter than the biggest loser.
"Signs are pointing to The Trumpchurian Candidate quitting the race entirely."

JUN 05 2016
AND Magazine
The Left

Trump Insults Trump

With no one left to offend, the Donald takes aim at himself.
"Donald Trump is now preparing to go after the one person he's never taken on before: Donald Trump"

MAY 20 2016
AND Magazine
The Left

Heart-Bern!

How Bernie Sanders has morphed into a dick.
"There is no revolution. This has been a cult of personality."

MAY 13 2016
AND Magazine
The Left

Satan, Sponge Top Vp List

Forget Christie or Gingrich. Trump's list has shrunk to two.
"Mr. Trump isn't going to make a traditional pick. This campaign has been anything but traditional."

APR 27 2016
AND Magazine
The Independent

Empty Snarky

Milliennials can snub Hillary, but some have no idea why.
"Sanders is their idea of the perfect candidate. He's like some kindly old wizard from Hogwarts."

APR 10 2016
AND Magazine
The Left

Kasich Tilts at Windmills

John Quixote's impossible dream gets even more impossible.
"We picked up zero delegates in Wisconsin. Why would I quit now?"

APR 03 2016
AND Magazine
The Left

Jeb's ! Still Unemployed

It ain't easy being an exclamation point.
"He downed his drink in one gulp as if trying to purge the taste of that experience."

NOV 25 2015
Wise Alf
Politics

Небеса: не хватает девственниц?

Так много мучеников и так мало девственниц - это очень пугает ИГИЛ

NOV 20 2015
AND Magazine
The Left

Heaven: Low On Virgins?

With so many martyrs, the lack of virgins threatens ISIS.
"ISIS: Recent studies have shown that for every three virgins lost, we lose one recruit."

NOV 06 2015
AND Magazine
The Left

Carson Mangles History

The Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves.
"One man's fiction is another man's non-fiction, Carson offered."

AUG 18 2015
AND Magazine
The Left

Megyn's "Wherever"

In which Megyn Kelly has something coming out of her wahoozit
"But what is a 'wherever?' It could be whatever part of the body is filled with blood."

AUG 18 2015
AND Magazine
The Left

Huckabee: Unfair to Ovens

Pressure builds for Huckabee to apologize to oven makers
"Governor Huckabee meant no disrespect to America"

JUL 19 2015
AND Magazine
The Left

Trump, Yes, Goes After Lincoln

The Donald just can
"And what did all that assassination stuff get Lincoln? His ugly puss on the 5-dollar bill."

MAY 11 2015
AND Magazine
Culture

Wwoofing: Slavery Lite

Working the land is a good thing. But for free? Maybe not.
"Now, the concept of American kids signing up to do this kind of work is encouraging..."

FEB 21 2015
AND Magazine
The Left

Giuliani Unchained!

With no chance of becoming President, the Mayor lashes out.
"I may still run again, but not as a Republican. I may run as a Smurf."

FEB 05 2015
AND Magazine
The Left

Brian Williams: "I Fibbed"

NBC Nightly News Anchor admits to fudging the truth.
"I have no daughter. You must be confusing me with our legal correspondent Pete Williams."

NOV 20 2014
AND Magazine
Culture

Question Mark Shortage?

Teens are wasting another resource.
"How can the satirist and the jibe question authority if the question mark goes extinct?"

NOV 05 2014
AND Magazine
The Left

Ken Hitler Rides GOP Wave

On Tuesday night, the R's had it.
"Kyle Hitler, Ken's brother and unofficial chief of security"

AUG 21 2014
AND Magazine
The Left

ISIS: New Ferguson Cops?

Terrorists and Missouri city reach controversial deal.
"An opportunity like this will give our troops a chance to police a city that looks like Mosul."

AUG 12 2014
AND Magazine
The Left

Generation Zzzzzz

AFAIK, we are screwed.
"I watch you as you walk across your campuses, backs hunched like Homo Erectus before the Erectus..."

JUL 17 2014
AND Magazine
The Left

No H20 for Kim and Khloe?

Californians prohibited from watering Kardashians
"Yes, we are aware of the drought!? fumed Kim as she floated in her Olympic-sized swimming pool."

JUL 13 2014
AND Magazine
The Left

Prez To Divorce GOP House

Obama Cites Irreconcilable Differences
"Boehner bawls: 'I can change. And I promise, once and for all, to stop the drinking.'"

SEP 26 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

Ted Cruz Unplugged

Highlights from the Senator's fake filibuster.
""I was a bed-wetter as a child. It all started when my family moved from Canada to Texas.""

AUG 31 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

Snowden to Wed 'Chelsea'

Super snitches are a match made in heaven.
"Soviet news agencies report that Snowden has asked him/her for his/her hand in marriage."

AUG 02 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

San Diego: Too Spanish?

State Senator pushes anglification of California cities.
"Bad-sounding names can be a real disincentive when choosing a place to live."

JUL 28 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

95 IS THE NEW 35

GOP proposes change to Celsius to "cool things down."
"It was so hot in NYC that Mayor Bloomberg advised citizens to drink 128 oz. Big Gulps."

JUL 26 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

Update: Weiner Unwrapped

The Bad Boy from Brooklyn strikes again!
"Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me 7-10 times, go f**k yourself."

JUL 14 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

Texas Bans "Lady Parts"

Anti-abortion Republicans kick it into high gear.
"The so-called "Lady Parts Preemption Act" has broad support in the House."

JUL 09 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

Sex and the City 3

With Weiner and Spitzer running, could Arnold be next?
"Redeeming oneself these days is easier than redeeming grocery coupons."

JUL 03 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

Pharaoh to Lead Egypt

Ramesses II will form interim government to end crisis.
"The reports I've been getting from NBC's Richard Engel are very disturbing..."

JUN 27 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

Senate to Be Fenced In?

House proposes controversial plan to stop immigration bill.
"House Bill 4743 calls for an electrified fence to be built around the North Wing of the Capitol."

JUN 23 2013
AND Magazine
Food and Drink

Paula Cooks Up Some Hate

Cooking maven Deen uses 'N' word more than butter.
"Her new cookbook "Recipes for White Folks Only" hits the shelves on July 3rd."

JUN 17 2013
AND Magazine
The Independent

Obama: Troops to Syria

In a nod to McCain, Barack Obama ups the ante
"Tyranny must be met with military might and I am confident that Carl will do a stellar job."

JUN 13 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

The Abominable Snowden?

Despite Bad Press, The Frenzy Begins to Lure Leaker
"As of this writing, a slew of countries are in contention to become Snowden's new home."

JUN 10 2013
AND Magazine
The Left

Drones to Hit Congress

Obama announces plan to hunt down "the real terrorists."
"Under the plan, the most extreme elements of the GOP would be targeted first."

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